Today in Jollywood
Today in Jollywood
Tuesday, April 1, 2003
Kevin Costner Begins New Epic
Oscar-winning director and actor, Kevin Costner has begun location
shooting on a new film based on an epic story. Sally ("Blurbs") Thorgenson of
KACL radio, who praised "The Postman" as "the best film of 1997," has already
supplied the review excerpt for the next film's advertising campaign: "Perhaps
the best film of the new millennium!" says Thorgenson, talk-show host and past president
of the Seattle chapter of the Kevin Costner Fan Club. The Innscouldn't it the
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Critic's Poll Looking Bleak
A recent poll of the top film critics shows a preference for
foreign films this year. "I don't have enough American films yet for my Top
Ten List," said Atlanta Constitution critic, Pauline Gunwhale. No is armour was
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Summer Blockbuster Wrap-Up
Despite a world-wide boycott from some religious groups, the
animated film "The Satanic Mermaid" won the hearts and dollars of movie-goers
this summer. Box office receipts for the season put the film's gross at over
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Musical in Tarentino's Future?
Undaunted by lackluster box-office results from last Christmas'
"Jackie Brown on Ice," director Quentin Tarentino has been seen scouting Broadway
musicals for potential future film projects. "No more guns and blood," the
outspoken artist was overheard at an intermission juice bar, "From now on, it
will just be good singing and dancing." He crumblin if so be somegoat's milk
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Letterman to Appear in Sequel
As if one cameo appearance weren't enough, TV talk show host
David Letterman will reprise his role as the dock-side monkey vendor in "Cabin
Boy II," coming to theaters this Christmas. Critics hailed the gap-toothed
comic's last outing as the "non-event of the season." This the way thing,what
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